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15 CHEESY PIZZA QUOTES YOU’D DEFINITELY LOVE

What is pure and genuine love in a box? It should have a bottom that is properly done to offer a good crisp bite, and the crust should be toasted on the outside but fluffy and light on the inside. The sauce shouldn’t soak the dough and the toppings should be balanced. 


I don’t know what else we should describe as a perfect love in a box if not this! At this point, pizza should be listed as a love language right?

In this post, I’d be sharing 15 cheesy pizza quotes you’d definitely love; make sure to bookmark this for inspiration for the next time you’re trying to express your love for pizza. 


  • I LOVE PIZZA. I WANT TO MARRY IT BUT IT WOULD JUST BE TO EAT HER FAMILY AT THE WEDDING -Mike Birbiglia.
  • THE PERFECT LOVER IS ONE WHO TURNS INTO A PIZZA AT 4:00 A.M. -Charles Pierce.
  • ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT MONEY CANNOT BUY HAPPINESS HAS CLEARLY NEVER SPENT THEIR MONEY ON PIZZA. -Andrew W.K.
  • THERE’S NO BETTER FEELING IN THE WORLD THAN A WARM PIZZA BOX IN YOUR LAP. -Kevin James.
  • PIZZA IS LIKE THE ENTIRE FOOD PYRAMID. -Madeline Oles.
  • I THINK OF DIETING, THEN I EAT PIZZA. -Lara Stone.
  • I’D RATHER HAVE LEFTOVER PIZZA THAN LEFTOVER FEELINGS. -Sarah Burgess.
  • THERE IS NO WE IN PIZZA. 
  • LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SAY NO TO PIZZA. 
  • PEOPLE COME AND GO BUT PIZZA IS FOR LIFE. 
  • UNLESS YOU ARE A PIZZA, THE ANSWER IS YES, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU. -Bill Murray. 
  • EXERCISE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID EXTRA SLICE. 
  • YOU BETTER CUT THE PIZZA IN FOUR PIECES BECAUSE I’M NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO EAT SIX. -Yogi Berra
  • TORN BETWEEN DOING CARDIO AND DOING PIZZA. 
  • ROSES ARE RED, PIZZA SAUCE IS RED TOO, I JUST ORDERED A LARGE ONE AND NONE IS FOR YOU. 


This is as cheesy as can be! Do you have any pizza quotes? Share in the comment section!


Ps|| These mini pizzas were sent to me by @thedeckabj (you should check them out on Instagram) and they’re currently on a promo offer of N1,500. 


XX. 

Ucheyy. 

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